She's Off to See Her Guru

I somehow wound up on the email list of a New Age promoter (was it the Universe’s doing?) who sent a message to all her fellow seekers this morning:

I’m off to see my guru. It’s been four years since I visited the holy site in Brazil where my guru practices his miraculous healing. I’m psyched! My trip inspired me to vlog about the importance of embracing our spiritual teachers. I am a true believer that when “the student is ready the teacher appears.” In 2008 I was ready for another spiritual awakening and my willingness to grow guided me to Brazil. When you’re willing to deepen your spiritual connection the Universe will plant the perfect teachers in your lap.

It amazes me that so many people pay good money to lap up this stuff.

8 Responses to “She's Off to See Her Guru”

  1. Hannah says:

    I have always felt that the two things in life to avoid is spiritual journeys and men who drives a Porsche”¦”¦;o)

  2. Jack Stallone says:

    I thought that I had seen it all until seeing this character Braco convince thousands of women to attend his “gazing sessions” (for a small fee of course.)   A gazing session is just that..  Braco gazes into the distance and the audience soaks up the vibrations mystical energy or some such thing……
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMn10Wjm4o
    Easiest job in the world?  All you have to do is stand and stare.

  3. willard says:

    Thank you for this vid, dude.

  4. surely willard.

  5. Hannah says:

    A most interesting TED talk :o)”¦”¦not sure exactly how it would help me take over the world “¦.but guess I would be willing to give it a go as it sure sounds like it beats the “average” spiritual journey ;o)

  6. Pascvaks says:

    Imagination knows no bounds.  Good thing too, otherwise we’d all be sitting outside some cave grunting noises around a campfire.  Imagine that.

  7. Tom Fuller says:

    Just for Keith…
    A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.  When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in the eye and said, “Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don’t need enemas.”

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