How to Kick Your Oreo Addiction

As I was plowing through my secret stash of Oreos today, I remembered this news from earlier in the month:

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4 Responses to “How to Kick Your Oreo Addiction”

  1. Steve Crook says:

    I tried Oreos and thought they were rather ordinary. I wonder if they’re just a gateway biscuit. You should try something entirely more hardcore like McVities Chocolate Digestive (plain chocolate of course) or even Ginger Nuts if you’re feeling brave…

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