{"id":8726,"date":"2012-05-21T07:18:36","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T11:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/collideascape\/?p=8726"},"modified":"2012-05-21T07:18:36","modified_gmt":"2012-05-21T11:18:36","slug":"eco-jerks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/?p=8726","title":{"rendered":"Eco-Jerks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 
<a href="https://castlehomecomfort.com/air-conditioning/">https://castlehomecomfort.com/air-conditioning/</a> I have a confession to make. When I shop at a neighborhood foodie store for some organic staples, I sometimes forget to bring the environmentally correct, reusable grocery bags.<\/p>\n<p> 
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<a href="https://www.randwickpsychologycentre.com/resources/">https://www.randwickpsychologycentre.com/resources/</a> For one thing, it pisses off my wife, a woman who hordes clothing catalogs the way I once collected comic books, and whose online shopping sprees help keep UPS delivery truck drivers gainfully employed. When she gets two oversized cardboard boxes in one day, I&#8217;ll run out to buy a box of whole grain Cheerios just for the plastic bag.<\/p>\n<p> 
<a href="https://www.andrewplimmer.com/7-day-shift/">https://www.andrewplimmer.com/7-day-shift/</a> But there&#8217;s another reason: I want that cashier to ask if I&#8217;d like a bag. <em>Damn straight I do!<\/em> (Cue <em>that<\/em> look from cashier.) I don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s just a box of cereal. I can&#8217;t hold my iphone with one hand while walking home and texting with the other without slipping the handle of that non-biodegradable plastic bag around my wrist. (Before you sneer at me, too, remember, I live in a small apartment in a dense, urban neighborhood, use mass transit, buy organic, etc, etc. I&#8217;ve got chits to spare.)<\/p>\n<p> 
<a href="https://blackhillsballoons.com/gift-cards/">https://blackhillsballoons.com/gift-cards/</a> Then there&#8217;s the added satisfaction when I get home and jam that plastic bag into the wicker basket stuffed with plastic bags, which is next to the one overflowing with clothing catalogs.<\/p>\n<p> 
<a href="https://dentalprovidence.com/about/">https://dentalprovidence.com/about/</a> Now I want you to know that despite this jerky character flaw of mine, I&#8217;m a good guy at heart. I give up my seat for pregnant women on the subway. I stop for people that ask for directions. I play catch with my kid.<\/p>\n<p> 
<a href="https://blackhillsballoons.com/contact-us/"></a> So I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5911791\/science-suggests-that-people-who-eat-organic-food-are-morally-depraved?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&amp;utm_source=jezebel_facebook&amp;utm_medium=socialflow\" target=\"_blank\">not like these<\/a>\u00a0morally depraved people.<\/p>\n<p> 
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<a href="https://rgprincipal.com/mexico/">https://rgprincipal.com/mexico/</a> I have a confession to make. When I shop at a neighborhood foodie store for some organic staples, I sometimes forget to bring the environmentally correct, reusable grocery bags. It&#8217;s deliberate. For one thing, it pisses off my wife, a woman who hordes clothing catalogs the way I once collected comic books, and whose online&#8230;<span> <a href="https://forgive123.com/terms/"></a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/?p=8726\">Continue Reading&#8230;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2659],"tags":[1019,1432],"class_list":["post-8726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environmentalism","tag-environmentalism","tag-organic-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}