{"id":5440,"date":"2011-04-05T22:47:55","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T02:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/collideascape\/?p=5440"},"modified":"2011-04-05T22:47:55","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T02:47:55","slug":"how-to-win-a-climate-debate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/?p=5440","title":{"rendered":"How to Win a Climate Debate"},"content":{"rendered":"

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H\/T: This meandering thread<\/a> at Lucia’s, where the faucet scene in My Cousin Vinny<\/a> was fondly recalled.<\/p>\n

Vinny Gambini<\/a><\/strong>: [Vinny hears a drip in the motel bathroom<\/em>] Weren’t you the last one to use the bathroom?
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\n Vinny Gambini<\/a><\/strong>: How could you be so sure?
\n Lisa<\/a><\/strong>: [sighs<\/em>] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
\n https://dinoeliadis.com/small-business-solutions/ Vinny Gambini<\/a><\/strong>: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
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\n[She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him<\/em>]
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