{"id":11126,"date":"2013-05-07T13:13:38","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T17:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/collideascape\/?p=11126"},"modified":"2013-05-07T13:13:38","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T17:13:38","slug":"headline-of-the-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/?p=11126","title":{"rendered":"Creepy Headline of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kangaroo Scrotums are the New Victims of Global Warming<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

https://forgive123.com/events/ While reading this new\u00a0piece<\/a> from Vice\u00a0<\/em>magazine, I thought it was an Onion<\/em>-like gag. I mean, really?<\/p>\n

Climate change is a huge concern for many, many reasons: the ice caps are melting, droughts are sweeping the world, and mega-hurricanes are striking cities that have never before had to weather such storms. But it\u2019s only recently that climate change has threatened Australia\u2019s hilarious but substantial kangaroo nutsack trade. The hopping marsupials\u2019 scrotums, which are crafted into souvenir bottle-openers and key rings, have made manufacturer John Kreuger, hereby known (by me) as the King of Ballsacks, hundreds of thousands of dollars.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ambien Without Prescription Who would buy such a thing?! But there really seems to be a market and an actual “King of Ballsacks.” Here he is mentioned<\/a> recently in Australia’s Brisbane Times<\/em>:<\/p>\n

https://www.randwickpsychologycentre.com/therapists/ Mr Kreuger describes himself as a conservationist and does not kill kangaroos for the “bits and pieces that hang off them” but sources the scrotums from kangaroo meat factories.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

By now you’re wondering what these kangaroo scrotum keepsakes look like and where you can buy them. So let’s head \u00a0over to this online Scrotum Gift Shop<\/a>, where you can order “small romantic gifts with big sentimental value.” For example, maybe you fancy the scrotum coin purse for your loved one.<\/p>\n

Order Clonazepam Online \"coin<\/a><\/p>\n

Or perhaps a scrotum bottle opener<\/a>. (I can’t bear to post the picture.)<\/p>\n

Buy Tramadol Without Prescription I don’t know what’s more bizarre: That people actually buy stuff like this or an article about how climate change threatens the supply of kangaroo scrotum trinkets.<\/p>\n

https://theroyalstagproperties.com/about/ Ambien Buy Online UPDATE:<\/strong> I’ve slightly tweaked the headline to play off the bizarro aspect of this story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Buy Online Soma Kangaroo Scrotums are the New Victims of Global Warming While reading this new\u00a0piece from Vice\u00a0magazine, I thought it was an Onion-like gag. I mean, really? Climate change is a huge concern for many, many reasons: the ice caps are melting, droughts are sweeping the world, and mega-hurricanes are striking cities that have never before had… https://castlehomecomfort.com/air-conditioning/ Continue Reading…<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2553,2792,2967],"tags":[717,835,1260],"class_list":["post-11126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-climate-change","category-kangaroos","category-select","tag-australia","tag-climate-change","tag-kangaroos-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithkloor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}