Why do Zombies Wear Ties?

That’s what my six-year old asked today, while playing Plants vs Zombies on my i-phone.

He’s always been a curious boy.

2 Responses to “Why do Zombies Wear Ties?”

  1. DeNihilist says:

    To hide the scar where the neck was re-attached.

  2. Stu says:

    Because zombies are just metaphors for the habitual, industrialised, hyper consumerist masses?
    Or something like that.

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